Tiffany addresses the question fans have been asking—do people get jealous of her relationship with Sindy? With humor and honesty, she shares what it’s like being married to a goth musician with a passionate fanbase.

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Do fans get jealous of me?

…yeah.

I mean—not all of them. Some are super sweet. Like, really supportive. Those are my favorite people.

But then there are the others…

You know.

The ones who comment things like, “That should be me,” or “I could treat her better.”

And I’m just like—okay, relax.

I get it though.

Have you seen her?

Like… I wake up next to her and I’m still like, “How did I pull this off?”

So yeah, I understand the jealousy.

But here’s the thing people don’t realize…

Sindy chose me.

Out of everyone. All the attention, all the fans, all the people who adore her…

she came home with me.

And she still does.

Every day.

So you can be a little jealous…

Just not too jealous.

Because I’m not giving her back.

…anyway.

You should probably listen to her music.

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