SIN Soda: Proud Sponsor Of The Second Coming!

Horror-themed SIN Soda advertisement featuring an actor portraying a resurrected Jesus walking toward the camera from an ancient stone tomb. The eerie figure has long wet-looking dark hair, a beard, extremely pale weathered skin, dark sunken eyes, and tattered, dirt-stained biblical robes, creating the appearance of someone who has mysteriously returned from the dead. He extends a can of Cherry SIN Soda toward the viewer while staring intensely into the camera. Behind him, a large circular stone has been rolled away from the entrance of a dark rock-cut tomb, while a Christian cross stands silhouetted against dramatic storm clouds and glowing light on a distant hill. A large hero image of the red-and-black Cherry SIN Soda can appears in the lower-right corner. Bold distressed advertising text reads, “SIN SODA — Proud Sponsor of the Second Coming!” with the slogan “Drink SIN. Be a Sinner!” and GothGirlSindy.com displayed across the bottom. The dark cinematic lighting, foggy landscape, gothic typography, and supernatural horror atmosphere give the soda advertisement the appearance of a dramatic resurrection-themed horror movie poster.
Vintage-style Riverside Market “Sunday Savings” grocery circular advertising SIN Soda products in a realistic supermarket sale flyer layout. The distressed cream, black, red, and yellow newspaper design features the headings “Sinner Savings,” “Sunday Savings,” and “Good Food. Low Prices. Holy Savings.” Featured specials include Cherry SIN Soda 6-packs for $4.99, individual Cherry SIN, Original SIN, and Grape SIN cans for 99 cents each, Original SIN Soda 12-packs for $8.99, and a three-flavor SIN Soda variety case for $14.99. A “Second Coming Special” advertises an Ultimate Sinner Bundle containing multiple SIN Soda packages and two glasses for $25.99, while another section declares “Hydrate Your Soul” and “Drink SIN. Be a Sinner!” Across the bottom is a large perforated grocery coupon offering “Save $5.00 on any SIN Soda purchase of $20 or more,” with humorous fine print stating, “Coupon valid only during the Second Coming” and “Limit one coupon per sinner.” The circular concludes with GothGirlSindy.com and SIN Soda branding, creating the convincing appearance of a real old-fashioned supermarket newspaper advertisement built around the gothic soda brand.

SIN Soda has sponsored a lot of things over the years, but nothing quite like this.

We’re proud to announce that SIN Soda is the official—and exclusive—sponsor of the Second Coming! And we couldn’t be more excited to have Jesus himself on board, helping us spread the word about the sinfully delicious taste of Cherry SIN.

We expect this historic partnership to introduce SIN Soda to an entirely new generation of sinners, and we’re making sure everyone can join the celebration without breaking the bank. Our new Sinner Savings sales circular features special prices on Cherry SIN, Original SIN, Grape SIN, variety cases, and more.

There’s even a special $5 off coupon for SIN Soda purchases of $20 or more. There is, of course, one small condition:

Coupon valid only during the Second Coming.

So keep your eyes on the skies, your coupon handy, and your refrigerator stocked.

SIN Soda — Proud Sponsor of the Second Coming!

Drink SIN. Be a Sinner!

Learn More About SIN Soda.

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